Sexcapades

One shouldn't go to a conservative Christian medical center for check ups, I've decided.  The questions about sexual activity always seem to come with a bit of underlying judgment--that Christian judgment that suggests I have given into Moral Iniquity if I want to do more with my boyfriend of two years than hold his hand.  I can never assure them enough that 1) I cannot be pregnant 2) we are each others only partner.  Also, I wonder if married couples get this much pressure to use protection.  For oral. (Although, chlamydia of the throat does sounds like a b*tch.)  I bring this up because I just went on birth control.  Alas, not for anything so fun as that.  I remain my vaguely ignorant, moderately chaste self.  No sir--I am on birth control for endometriosis.  And yet, anytime I enter a medical facility, I will have to list birth control under my medications.  Judgment day is upon us.